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By: SARANYA

SARANYA — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 10:17:20 +0000

INSTALLING HUSBAND!!!
A woman writes to the IT Technical support

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,
desperate wife

Reply

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1..0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2..0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or out of the house 6.1.
Please note that out of the house 6.1.
is a very bad program that will download the rarely at home Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

By: SARANYA

SARANYA — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 09:57:10 +0000

By: SARANYA

SARANYA — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 09:54:49 +0000

By: SARANYA

SARANYA — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 15:18:30 +0000

Hi.
How are you.

By: shara05

shara05 — Sat, 01 Jan 2011 00:27:34 +0000

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By: meherraunak

meherraunak — Sat, 20 Nov 2010 12:49:33 +0000

A good
friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format'
ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

"Life
should NOT be a journey to the grave with the

intention of arriving safely in an attractive and
well

preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways,
cigar

in one hand, favorite beverage in the other, body

thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and
screaming

WOO HOO - What a Ride!"

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