ABOUT ME
Nothing suffocates Me more than
The passing of everyday human events
Isolation is the oxygen mask I make!
But I'm not a slave to a god
That doesn't exist!!!
But I'm not a slave to a world
That doesn't give a shit!!

And when i waZ good
You just closed you eyes
So when i am bad
i'll scar your minds!@!

A Short prayer....

Hey, you want WHAT with me?! I'm gonna tell you one time, don't ------------ with me!Get down!Coz i ain't got nothin' to lose, and i'm havin a bad day,don't make me take it out on you!
Amen!@!

{Classifications}
MANUFACTURED: 1991
SPECIFICATIONS:
VISUAL PERCEPTION: 380 nm to 750 nm.
HEARING : 20 Hz to 20,000 Hz.
VOICE : 85 Hz to 155 Hz.
MEMORY STATUS :
Short Term Memory - ACTIVE.
Long Term Memory - Partially ACTIVE.
FERTILITY : 20 million to 150 million sperm per milliLitre.
PRODUCT EXPIRY : infinity.
MADE IN:: INDIA


Naturally : Inquisitive
Apparently : Sincere
Primarily : Introvert
Definitely : Calm
Mentally : Stable
Probably : Confused
Reasonably : Smart
Sufficiently : Educated
Vertically : 6'3''
Socially : Unavailable
Currently : Single
Permanently : On earth
Reluctantly : Studying
Truly : Indian
Financially : Bankrupt
Seriously : Lazy
Artistically : Priceless
Honestly : Honest

I can bear K3G but not as much as KANK
I like to study but not as much as Football
I am a pervert but not as big as Yasser miyan
I do chutiyas but not as big as mitesh/anal
I am a pretty freak but not as big as Omi
I sit before my compu but not as much as Noob
I am fat but not as much as Atharva
I like to speak softly but not as much as Tejas
I am unconventional but not as much as Batra
I like to drink but not as much as Arjun C
I live in my room but as much as Sasi
I am genuine but not as much as DG
I am kutta kamina but not as big as KKK
I take tenson but not as much as Amruta
I like sluts but not as much as Truly bhai
I LOVE my BuT Friends but not as much as Smith
I Crack Codes but not as much as AVANEESH
I like reading Books but not as much as Tejas
I am Pretty Good At Photography but not as good as Atul Kasbekar
Finally, if you have read all this....I am a fool but not as big as YOU.

Accept me as I am-I have no guarantee.
A claim to perfection I have not.
Perfect I cannot be.
I, like you.....am human..

A like being myself
Accept me as I am
Because I am ....me.
And You are you.
No one like me in the world.
That is my only guarantee..jithin
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SARANYA wrote at March 5, 2011
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INSTALLING HUSBAND!!!
A woman writes to the IT Technical support

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,
desperate wife



Reply

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1..0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2..0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or out of the house 6.1.
Please note that out of the house 6.1.
is a very bad program that will download the rarely at home Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!
SARANYA
SARANYA wrote at March 5, 2011
Votes
INSTALLING HUSBAND!!!
A woman writes to the IT Technical support

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,
desperate wife



Reply

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1..0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2..0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or out of the house 6.1.
Please note that out of the house 6.1.
is a very bad program that will download the rarely at home Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!
SARANYA
SARANYA wrote at March 5, 2011
Votes
INSTALLING HUSBAND!!!
A woman writes to the IT Technical support

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,
desperate wife



Reply

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1..0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2..0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or out of the house 6.1.
Please note that out of the house 6.1.
is a very bad program that will download the rarely at home Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!
SARANYA
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