A SHORT AND CUTE PROVERB:
"You have to learn Lessons also from Others Mistakes.
Because you will not get time to do all the Mistakes".

A FUNNIEST LIFE CYCLE
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COCKROACH is afraid of RAT.
RAT is afraid of CAT.
CAT is afraid of DOG.
DOG is afraid of MAN.
MAN is afraid of his GIRLFRIEND.
& finally
GIRLFRIEND is afraid of COCKROACH.

Black is a Color.
White is also a Color.
Then Why black and white TV is not a color TV.

How is it think wisely.

Heart is not an basket for keeping tension & sadness.
Its a golden box for keeping roses of happiness.
Let your heart be always HAPPY.

Reason Why Never Visit a 5 Star Hotel
Question : " What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Answer: " tea please "

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? Black or white ?"

Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ? "

Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

Answer: "With cow milk please.

Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "

Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? "

Answer: "With sugar"

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "

Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst

"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing"--George Bernard Shaw

Keep all your troubles in your own pocket..
But make sure that the pocket has a hole.

Truly affectionate people never go out from our Life easily..
If it happens they will comeback at right time without expectation..

Have a happy life with affectionate peoples.

Love comes only once for those who know what Love is!
But, Love comes again & again for those who know what life is!
Hard to accept but its true!

Have a lovable life..

Lessons in Logic
If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.



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I was born intelligent -
Education ruined me.



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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
So why practice?



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If it's true that we are here to help others,
Then what exactly are the others here for?



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Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak.



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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?



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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.



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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.



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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.



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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
Life.



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The wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.



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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.



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Never put off the work till tomorrow
What you can put off today.



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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep



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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning



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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk



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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours



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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.



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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn.




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A bus station is where a bus stops.



A train station is where a train stops.



On my desk, I have a work station....
What more can I say........